This reminds me of a "Saturday Night Live" skit I once saw - where they dressed two babies in outfits made out of "Swiffer" material. The babies rolled around the floor and picked up dust bunnies while playing.
Talk about multitasking! The bottom is removable and washable. Although, I think they could've worked on the look - maybe a collaboration with Christian Louboutin or Hush Puppies? Walk and clean your floors with the Slipper Ginnie.