Gown in 60 Seconds!

Zandra always held the title for fastest pisser. The girl can empty her bladder faster than I can quit a job. That's why I wasn't so surprised to hear about her latest antic... sources say that it took her longer to drive to the Vera Wang boutique on Saturday than it did to pick out the dress and say put it on my Amex.

Congratulations Z!!!

(title courtesy of Hillsy)